Is this a normal Medical Anomaly?

Question

When the Doctor squeezes my left Plum, my right eye waters. When the Doctor squeezes my right Plum my left eye waters.

And when he squeezes my Prostate I imagine Julie Goodyear wearing a Bone Whale Corset at the foot of my bed singing "These Boot's are made for Walking".

Eh?

Answer 1

my god thats bad julie goodyear wearing a whalebone corset if your doctors private you shpuld refuse to pay his bill after a shock like that you might never be right again  

Answer 2

Dear sir, you may find that you receive superior answers in another section of the forum. May I be so bold as to suggest that you make your inquiries regarding the prostate in LGBT? Their members surely include experts in OTT drag performance.

Answer 3

If grabbing your plums make your eyes water, I dread to think what would happen if he pulled your banana.

Just make sure there are no members of the uglier s*x in the vicinity at the time - they could become impregnated.

Answer 4

I have no clue, but the left to right and right to left seems odd. The prostate thing seems just ******* up.

Answer 5

tell your doctor to not squeeze so hard and maybe your eyes wont water.

Answer 6

yeh i have to agree with space

if you were at the dr.'s ask him?

ohh and why was he groping you?  the whole prostate thing is a tad bit weird

Answer 7

Don't let the quack squeeze all three or Julie will have you in tears. I think the medical anomaly is quite normal. However if you start to have visions of a swinger weekend with the Duckworths, then you must proceed with castration.

Answer 8

Does he get his whole hand in to squeeze your prostate ?  OMG the image of Julie Goodyear has just ruined my evening, thank you and goodnight x

Answer 9

Wow..thats hot! I'm sure you spend lots of time in the  Dr.s office.

Answer 10

Well you were at the Dr's office:and you did not ask him?

But here?

Not that smart hey?

We are no Dr's here.

Space.

Answer 11

What happens when he squeezes your middle t******e?