A man went to his doctor and told him he was having a problem, as he
> was unable to get his manhood erect.
> The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of the organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and
> there was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he was willing to take the
> risk. The treatment consisted of planting muscle tissues from an
> elephant's trunk into his 'old fella'.
> The man thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go
> through life without s*x was too much for him to bear. So, with the
> assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man
> decided to go for it.
> A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go
> and try out his newly renovated equipment.
> As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took
> her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner
> he felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of
> being extremely painful. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly
> and his k**b sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a
> bread roll and returned to his trousers.
> His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her
> face said, 'That was incredible! Can you do that again?'
> With tears in his eyes he replied, 'I think I can, but I am not sure
> if another bread roll will fit up my a rse'.
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