Is this appropriate behavior?

Question

"HA HA!" Squealed my Niece, ". . . look, LOOK! Uncle Vicky is on FIRE!" Pointing at my bemused frame as I puffed on my beloved Pipe and Rum flavored Shag.

Naturally, all the guests clapped, tittered and laughed.

I however, struggled to not appear so Chagrined as such, as I feel her behavior is not besetting that of a 38 year old. But am bound by her Husbands vice-like grip on my overseas shareholdings in Coconut Balm oils. Confound 'em all to h**l! Zounds and BLAST!

Answer 1

Quite appropriate, I think, old chap. Be more careful when you have your constitutional.

Answer 2

she sounds like a chavette

Answer 3

****** ell'

Answer 4

Uh.............yeah. OK. The answer is 7.

Answer 5

Yes.

Answer 6

she is 38 i thought she was like 3 lol

Answer 7

Had a similar problem with an elderly aunt who was staying up at the manor old boy, refused to leave she did threatened to cut me out of her will if I threw her out. But enough was enough I thought to myself there's only so much of that urine and cabbage smell I can take in one lifetime, suffice to say that very morning she fell down the staircase in the main hall breaking her neck (Tragic) But I did warn her about those roller-skates and marbles I left on the stairs (All be it under my breath)

Wouldn't it be tragic if your Niece and her husband were to be killed by a carelessly discarded pipe at the foot of their bed as they slept tonight, tragic yet poetic. I'm only saying! Tip top.

Answer 8

no way  

Answer 9

Dear Uncle,

Thou would ring the man of whom has contol of thy shareholdings in the Coconut Balm Oil, to confirm thy niece is not obligated to said forth earnings after your demise from thy beloved Pipe and Rum flavor Shag.

To thy own self be true.

Take Care.

.

Answer 10

Not really, you can make some exception as long as it is not deliberate to insult you. Do not take it personally I think!