Is this comments you can relate to?

Question

There is four stages in a mans life

1 You believe in Christmas Father

2 You don't believe is Christmas Father

3 You are Christmas Father

4 You look like Christmas Father

Waiter " I see your glass is empty, can i get you another one "

Customer " No thanks, why would i want two empty glasses "

How do you know if a blond is pregnant?

Well, if you don't know how can you expect her to know?

Answer 1

I like thats funny

Answer 2

These are really good...Thanks you made my day.

Answer 3

hehe!! Thanks Cheri those are great!!

Answer 4

hahahaha. tx for sharing cheri

Answer 5

Very good

Answer 6

Very witty indeed!  But can i also add an intelligent guess?  I say that you are from somewhere in the Mediterranean.  Am i right?  If i am,  don't ask me how i know,  i'll just say that i'm not blonde! :-)  Have a nice day!

Answer 7

Lol Honey I must be blonde cause I do still believe in Father Christmas.!!!!!xxxx

But I love all of them thanks for the laugh and have a wonderfull weekend.xxxxx