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Is this funny Biggest Weenie Joke?

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Three sixth graders...an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Redneck kid are on the playground at recess. One of them suggests that they play a new game. 'Let's see who has the largest weenie,' he says.

'Okay.' They all agree.

The Irish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. He's quite proud of it.

'That's nothing,' says the Italian kid. He whips his out, and it's a couple of inches longer that his little Irish buddy's.

Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whips his out. It is by far the biggest.

That night, eating dinner at home, the rednecks kid's mother asks him what he did at school today. 'Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played 'Let's see who has the largest weenie.'

'What kind of game is that, honey?' asks the mother.

'Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I be American. Is that true, Mom?'

Mom replies, 'No, Honey. It's because you be twenty-three.

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  1. HAHA

    nice one =]

    star*


  2. You had me at "red neck kid".  Well done.

  3. That's a winner.

    Good work

  4. Hahaha! As a redneck, I find that pretty funny! I like how they said "I be" instead of "I am"...very good! Have a star!

  5. LOOOOOOOL,

    That was funny!  

  6. lol.

    it was kind of funny , still made me laugh though.

  7. Bless his heart!  I guess he did have the biggest one.  You are making my stitches hurt from laughing.

  8. That was an amusing joke.  More please.

  9. lol...sad but could be true...i live in AL and when i was in sixth grade there was an 18 yearold in my class.

  10. Waaay too funny. Must be one of Geo Bush's nearest relatives!

  11. good one lol

  12. Ha ha ha.!!!

    Good one Chris, sorry I'm out of stars.!!!

    10/10.!!!

    Cheers mate, got us guys laughing.!!

  13. lol sick but funny

  14. DANG! DUCKIE!

    I didn't see that one coming!

    Love My Duckie!!!

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