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Is this funny Bush the Post Turtle i think y american fans may like this one

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A 70-year-old Texas Rancher got his hand caught in a gate while working cattle. He wrapped the hand in his bandana and drove his pickup to the doctor. While suturing the laceration, the doctor asked the old man about George W. Bush being in the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'Post Turtle.'"

Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked what a Post Turtle was.

The old man looked at him and drawled, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a Post Turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain:

"You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor dumb b**tard get down."

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  1. I am American and that was beautiful!!!

    I have read many of your jokes and you have made my day. I hope you don't mind me adding you as a contact. I love to laugh and I loved your jokes.

    KEEP 'EM COMING!!!!


  2. Funny

  3. Ha ha ha.!!!

    That is Excellent Chris.!!!

    10/10.!!!

    Cheers, still smiling here.!!

  4. yes that is very funny

  5. good one mate...

  6. GOOOODDD   ONE ...WAITING WHO HELPS....LOL.....CHRIS 10/10

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