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Is this funny male virgin ?

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After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraid of spending the rest of her life alone, she decided to marry. She had been with so many perverted men over the years that she felt she needed a change and would only get one by marrying a virgin male near her age. She took out ads in newspapers around the world seeking a male virgin who was 55 years old. She finally narrowed her choice to an Australian computer programmer.

After a thorough background check, she was satisfied that he had indeed never been with a woman and they were married. On their wedding night, she went into the bathroom to change into her nightie. When she came back out, she found that her new husband had taken the bed and everything in the room and stacked it in one corner of the room.

Thinking this was rather kinky, she said to her husband. "thought you had never been with a woman.

He replied, "That's true, but if it's anything like s******g a kangaroo, we're going to need all the room we can get"!

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  1. Ha ha ha aflac ha ha.


  2. rotflmfao

  3. Ha ha ha ha, duck, you've got me rolling about again...!

  4. Ha ha! Have a star! that was classic

  5. Ha ha

    Have a star

  6. Yes very funny,Thank you.

  7. omg lloll

  8. lol  Good one, Jokeduck

  9. Ha ha very good.

  10. how is that funny?

  11. to be honest a slight giggle. =(

  12. hahahahaha ahahahaa

    hooo hahA

    Im an aussie, and blow me down if that aint the funniest thing ive pictured for a VERRRRRY long time.

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    tooooo gooood.

    that even beats the kiwi's n their sheep, and those that like camels.... hahahahaha

    sorry. ducky, but im near fitting...


  13. lol

  14. lol funny one :) !!!

  15. I laughed, but it`s not funny!

  16. Haha with a kangaroo..... I wonder how that's like

  17. Lol well I've never heard that one!

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