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Is this funny or could it be true you blokes will know More Moaning?

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Chris comes home to find his wife, carole, crying. "I found out from Mrs. Goldberg that you've been having an affair with that cheap secretary in your office. Why would you do that to me? Haven't I always been the good wife? I've cooked for you, raised your children, and I've always been by your side for thirty-five years. What haven't I done to make you happy?"

Embarrassed, Chris confesses, "It's true, Carole, you've been the best wife a man could hope for. You make me happy in all ways but one. You don't moan when we have s*x!"

Carole questions: "If I moaned when we had s*x, you'd stop running around?! All right, come to the bedroom so I can show you that I, too, can moan during s*x!"

So they retire to the bedroom, get undressed, and climb beneath the sheets. As they begin to kiss, Carole asks, "Now, Chris, should I moan now?" "No not yet."

Chris begins fondling Carole. "What about now, Chris? Should I moan now?" "No, I'll tell you when!"

He climbs on top of Carole and begins to have intercourse. "Is it time for me to moan, Chris?" "Wait, I'll tell you when."

Moments later, in the heat of passion, seconds before reaching clim*x, Chris yells "Now, Carole, moan! MOAN!"

"OY! You wouldn't BELIEVE what a day I had!"

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  1. Very good joke!


  2. The best one this morning.

    I nearly hurt myself laughing.

    Thanks for starting my day off with a smile.

    As always, you're the best.

  3. You never seem to have a bad joke.  You never let us down.  Go duck go!

  4. must have been a bad one

  5. Ha ha hahahaha  great laugh, still laughing.

  6. That really hits the spot, duck, it's brilliant, keep it up, mate...!

  7. ha ha ha~~!!!!brilliant and spicy ~~!!!!

    except that what a day I had too~~!!!!i wouldn't accuse him after all~~!!!!!!!

  8. lol

  9. Hahahahaha....good for u ....keep it up ...10/10/  

  10. way too predictable

  11. hee hee hee hee i'm giggling now

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