The Zipper
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> > > As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that
> her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the
> first step of the bus.
> >
> > Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she >
> reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give
> her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the step, only
> > to discover that she couldn't.
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> > So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip
> her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.
> >
> > Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg With a
> little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and
> again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large Texan who was
> standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on
> the step of the bus.
> >
> > She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How
> dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
> >
> > The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with
> you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was
> friends."
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