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Is this funny or stupid ?

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A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.

"Well they feel a bit tight," replies the man.

The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and at the man's feet. "Try pulling the tongue out," the clerk says.

"Well, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth." (DOH!)

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  1. failed to make me laugh. sorry!


  2. stupid and funny at the same time LOL

  3. Well that wasn't so funny... it was kinda stupid...

  4. errmm its ok

    but its definately a joke that needs to be said outloud

    x

  5. yeah is kinda funny.

  6. dreadful

  7. Talking about blondes and shoes....

    A blonde was on vacation and driving through Darwin . She desperately wanted to take home a pair of genuine crocodile shoes but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

    After becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle on  prices'

    attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, Well then,maybe I'll just go out and catch my own crocodile, so I can get a pair of shoes for free'

    The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, 'Little lady, just go and give it a try'!

    The blonde headed out toward the river, determined to catch a crocodile!

    Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the bank where he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.

    Just then, he spots a huge 3 metre croc swimming rapidly toward her.With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy banks of the river. Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank,watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggled and flipped the Croc. onto its back.

    Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out.......

    'S**t, S**t, S**t, THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO'  

  8. its not funny just weird

  9. funny, it could be really happened LOL

  10. Ha ha ha.!!!

    Not to bright is he Chris, lol.!!!

    Cheers mate.!!

  11. grooooan. thatth thilly!

  12. I would hath to thay both but it thtill made me giggle :P

    xx

  13. Stoooooooopid, well its a lil funny, i suppose it works better when someone funny says it.

  14. Yes it is funny.

  15. VERY VERY FUNNY, in hysterics here, thanks

  16. Stupid!

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