Is this funny or what...?

Question

My neice just sent me this email...it is a true story...thought you'd all enjoy it. Please *star* if you like it so I can tell her. Thx.

What a dad!

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a

teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring

at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had s*x with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.

Answer 1

LOL  LOL   LOL   !!!! UR DAD IS A SCREAM!!! keep an eye on him ,we want more.!!!

Answer 2

LOL  LOL  LOL  ! ! !  OH, THIS IS A GOOD ONE ! !    I'd love to meet your dad . . .he must be a barrel of laughs ! !  

Answer 3

Yes that is very funny.

Answer 4

your dad is funny and have a young spirit. cool, awesome , but a little discussing. no offence.  

Answer 5

SWEET ! I couldn't have come with that so quick.

Answer 6

Perfect answer it's a star

Hey was it his son?

Answer 7

hahaha it is definitely funny

im emailing it to my friends

haha telling them i got it from someone on yahoo.answers.ca

who go it from their friends

lool

funny stuff!

Answer 8

How funny! Thank you.

Answer 9

*star* that pretty good.

Answer 10

Love it made me chuckle would give you a star but I don't know how. So heres a star.*

Answer 11

yes, it's a good one....lol

Answer 12

HAHAHAHAHA, that's great !!!!

Answer 13

I was sitting here needing a good laugh and I got it!  Thanks much!  Many stars to you and dad!  Going to past that on!  LOL LOL LOL LOL

Answer 14

That joke is really for the birds!!

I'm KIDDING!!! I love it...very funny!!

Answer 15

That is the best I have heard in a long time!! LMBO!!! I have to remember his one!! LOL! thanks for sharing!

I don't care if Ms Summerly found it on a cute joke site, I like your neice's dad's version better!!! What a quick witted man to use that!! I would love to meet him!!! Stars stars and more stars for you!! xoxo

Answer 16

Hey i have heard this joke before,

“An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down next to him. The young man had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man turned to him and just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring at him.

The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old-timer? Never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had s*x with a peacock.

I was wondering if you were my son."”

Answer 17

He's really a clever man, that's the best quote ever

Answer 18

It sounds like something my Dad would have said!

Answer 19

Good one - made me laugh!  Thanks for the joke!   Give your niece a star!

CJ

Answer 20

  This is great! You get a star!

Answer 21

Great story.  My Dad also might have said that,  Very funny,,,,,,

Answer 22

Love it!  

Answer 23

Your dad gave a good answer to that young man. Here is your star.  Poppy

Answer 24

Good One !!!  I sure do wish I could come back with witty answers that quick (or at all for that matter)

tried to give you a star, but it just kept spinning and spinning - I'm level 5 so it should have taken -- another Y/A glitch I suppose !

so here's your star !!!!!!             **************************************

figured it was worth more than one !!

Answer 25

OMW!! (oh my word) hahahaha! My admiration for your Dad with his quick wit elevated to the Universe. What a wonderful story. Your Dad is a gem. *goes to tell family* ;~)

love ya

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