A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows".
"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough
, there was my wife's golf ball..........stuck right in the middle of the cow's b*tt".
"That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?", asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!'
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