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Is this golden oldie still funny The Brain

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In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves...

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?

The doctor quickly responded, "$50,000 for a male brain, and $10,000 for a female brain.

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used.

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  1. haha a star for you


  2. i hope that the doctor was also a woman :)

    x

  3. Ha ha ha.!!!

    That is Excellent mate.!!!

    10/10 Chris.!!!

    Cheers, still smiling here.!!

  4. that was VERY funny! thank you fo rthe laughs!! haha!

  5. Ha! They should have asked for a blonds, cuz those are in like new condition because of being used so little!

    Your joke was very funnie & a great way to start the day! (with a laugh)

    :)

  6. HA HA THAT'S GOOD!!!

  7. lol, loved it! star =]

  8. HAHAHA........AGREE. WITH DOCTOR.U must have posted it by mistake and now sweating....lol

  9. it just didnt do it for me

  10. Ha ha - I love it!

  11. Hehe, long time since I've heard that one. Worth a star.

  12. obviously you are not considering using a lady drivers brain cos that has never been used, the only thing you can be sure of when a lady driver gives a hand signal is, that the window is open, she could be seeing if it was raining, or waving to a friend, or even drying her finger nails

  13. YES,STILL IT IS FUNNY.

  14. How very true. Thank you for the inspiration.

  15. u go girl!

    loved it!

  16. Wow! I love that joke!  

  17. priceless!! *

  18. WOW!  That’s terrific!  Deliciously humorous and so d**n true! I loved it!  Star for you!!!.

  19. Brilliant joke.

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