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Is this golden oldie still funny or due for recycling A Lot Of Explaining ?

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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down...and saw her husband was holding a device...a vibr*tor...soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She goes completely ballistic.

"You impotent b*stard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

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The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy... if you explain the kids."

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  1. LOL


  2. Bobby Davro strikes again!

  3. He! he! he! yes it`s still funny.....

  4. lol funny one :) !!!

  5. Haha how's she gonna get outta that one?

  6. Yeah my mouth dropped open and then I laughed.

  7. Another winner!

    Thanks for the laugh.

  8. Ha ha I've never heard that before - very funny! x

  9. LOL!!!   She was so busted!  Got caught in her own trap didn't she?

  10. this is really sad if you think about it... aww... that would mean the whole time they were married he stayed with her even tho he knew she was sleeping with other men...

    Thats terrible. :(

  11. that cracked me up. very gud

  12. Yes good one!!!

  13. It`s still funny,and probably will be for years to come.

  14. Never heard that one before, very good indeed

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