Is this harmful to a dog?

Question

So, I just recently had a very steamy night with my girlfriend. After the 'act' was over, I ejaculated onto the floor. Thinking nothing of it, and deciding to mop it up later, I go out for a smoke. When I come back in, I find that my girlfriend's dog has licked up the remains of my 'juice' and is now acting strangly.

I'm just wondering, is this in any way harmful to the pup? Do I need a vet?

Answer 1

wow I'm looking forward to the colorful answers

Answer 2

You're fine. When I wrist one off and have no where to wipe it, I usually call my dog over and let him l**k it up. He's gotten a bit sick I suppose but he got better in a few hours.

Just don't do it again soon!

Answer 3

your pathetic...

Answer 4

lol @ ejaculating onto the floor. why didnt you just do it in your girlfriends mouth and spare the poor puppy?  

Answer 5

If people can swallow, I don't see why dogs can't Lol. Maybe he/she is acting strange due to something else he/she has ingested earlier on in the day that you or your girlfriend don't know about...dogs often eat garbage!

Answer 6

Fail.

Answer 7

hahah i guess a little extra protien wont hurt her...thats what my boyfriend told me anyway! lol