Is this how WOMEN think?

Question

I'd like to give the women here a chance to EXPLAIN themselves.

Here are things that I THINK go though women's minds. Please tell me if I'm wrong OR explain the logic behind these thoughts:

1. "I hope months of starvation, obsessive exercise, and painful grooming will get men to notice the inner me".

2. "Let's never give up on trying to change each other".

3. "I'm offended you didn't think of me first for a favor I'm not interested in doing"

4. "I'm just getting on your radar because I may need something from you soon"

5. "Let's set aside some time for trashing coworkers"

6. "Let's go to a crowded bar or party to socialize exclusively with ourselves"

Answer 1

No. This is not how women think. But it sounds funny.

Answer 2

I don't know about other women, but none of those ideas has ever crossed my mind.

Answer 3

Ur sexiest!!!! lol. Thats not what goes through are minds. Thats off of facebook. :-p

Answer 4

sigh...I need to explain myself..or the female s*x.

For things you THINK women THINK?

the logic in this male post is?

Answer 5

Oh, the 6th is definitely true a lot of times...

and sometimes the 5th

otherwise, nah

Answer 6

ha ha ha, you got all that off of facebook bumper stickers!  NO it is NOT how we think.  We pass along the bumper stickers to our friends because IT'S FUNNY...like a joke, ya know?

Answer 7

These are examples of the logic going through your mind.  You seem like a lonely little boy with no purpose but to trash women in life.

Answer 8

1.  Well lets set aside the fact that most women in the U.S. and quite a few in other countries are overweight...but it is more like "I hope this week's crash diet and painful grooming get other women to notice just how d**n great I am."

2....pretty much

3.  "I am offended you didn't think of me first period.  I want to feel special and I do not feel special when I feel you are putting others before me."

4.  So off base I can't even respond.  Though there are a few gold diggers and some of these women may want s*x, I think this train of thought is a thing of teh past.

5. SO true.

6.  Only true if we are in a relationship of just need to get out and get a drink.

Answer 9

Dude you are right!! Most women do all of the above, then lie they don't. Every time the thought passes through my head I would have been better off only dating women, I get reminders like the above stated. Most women are petty, backstabbing, and boorish. b***s are nice, but having a conversation with someone who can think logically is better!!

THANK GOD I MARRIED MY HUSBAND!!!

Answer 10

No, that is not what goes through womens' minds, and yes, you are wrong.

Answer 11

the mrs can have this one, shes having as much fun as i am........

but #5 is true, all the girls in the office do this to me.......

Answer 12

Yes, Mike, every single 3.3 billion of us think this way. Congratulations for being the only person to in the world to pin down the thought process of half the human population so accurately.

Answer 13

Your insight is remarkable

Answer 14

1. The size zero obssession is a terrible and bizarre one. But it has nothing to do with men, as most men don't like this bony skinny look. Women only do it to impress other women because it's fashionable.

2. ....ok

3. Huh?

4. whatever...

5. Most people men and women are bitchy about people they don't like

6. If time is of the essence and you don't have much time together but you have a prior engagement then this would be possible.

I think the fact that YOU think these things go through women's minds prove that in all the months you have been posting questions you still have absolutely no idea. But you don't post these questions to actually discuss and understand different views and ideas do you? It's just to rant and nothing will chgange your mind.

You constantly see the bad in people so you wont attract good decent people to you, so you will have a self fullfilling prophercy. You have a low opinion of women so the only women that will be around you are extremely stupid and have a low opinion of themselves.

I think you have potential to being a nice person if you try...

Answer 15

Nope, I think you got it wrong.

1. I like a good balanced diet.

2. I would think controlling men or women think like that.

3. Men and women can potentially think like that.

4. Men and women "users" think like that.

5. If anything, women trash coworkers with other women only.

6. Well, if the couple is engaged. . . . . .

Answer 16

That's how most feminists who live live in city's act!

Answer 17

all of these seem pretty bizarre to me. except no 6, which on a busy weekend sometimes happens. most of the time i'm happy to meet other people but not always, and i didn't realise there was a law that said you had to socalise with strangers in a bar??

Answer 18

No, and since the answer is no,  you explain your own 'logic'.    I'm not sure where you come up with this stuff.