Is this how it will be if I attempt to grow old with my younger boyfriend...???

Question

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes

out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, 'I have a 31 year old

husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.'

I said, 'Well, then why are you crying?' She said, 'He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon.

I said, 'Well, why are you crying?' She said, 'For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00a.m. ' I said, 'Well, why in the world would you be crying?' She said, 'I can't remember where I live!'

~Peace~

Answer 1

Two guys are in a bar. One of them says, "I slept with your mother!"

The other looks, but doesn't say anything.

The first one says, "I banged your mother!"

The other looks, but doesn't say anything.

The first one practically yells, "I screwed your mother!"

The other says, "You're drunk. Let's go home Dad."

Answer 2

If only she had GPS - Granny Partner Search.

Answer 3

AhAhaHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHA...

Answer 4

AWESOME... I loved it!!!

Answer 5

Very funny, good joke.

Answer 6

I'll put a homing device on you so i can track you down

Answer 7

haha. thats funny

Answer 8

You and me both woman--

Answer 9

lol i would be crying to cuz i cant wait to get home to that lol

Answer 10

close to joke of the day

Answer 11

That was very funny, and what a cougar she is.  Me-OW!