Is this how we jumped from chimps to humans?

Question

We are a hybrid of the chimpanzee family that long ago was genetically altered by off world aliens that came here in search of elements that they needed to continue on there journey through the universe. They being all skinny ,weak, and suffering from atrophy from space travel needed help mining. Being superior intellectually they decided to try changing the chimp into a some what larger animal they could use for workers by altering their dna. This worked to some degree, but the brain changed also and suddenly the hybrid was aware! "Hey they said we have no clothes and they do" so they grabbed up some fig leaves and covered their privates. Well the aliens used the hybrids for some time, all the while feeding ,and caring for the in a slavery type situation until the hybrids became aware that they were being screwed around and rebelled. The aliens for one reason or another decided to move on to greener pastures in the galaxy and left us here but checked up on us after the atom bomb?

Answer 1

To put it quite simply: NO.

Besides; if an Alien really came here to exploit the local resources; I am sure that after a journey of X billion miles; they'd have brought machinery or their own personal to do the job, rather than relying on native species.

Answer 2

It does sound like it would make a nice movie.  The DNA is just not that different from a chimp.  Chimps are the same distance from the common ancestor as we are.  They may have even changed more than humans from the common ancestor as some studies suggest.  I think we did get the best of that deal.

Answer 3

That sounds more plausible than the Adam & Eve & the talking snake story.

I often thought, the myth of Adam, his first wife, Lilith, ( she ran off with the Demons because Adam wasn't man enough to satisfy her and/or wanted a slave rather than an equal); his second wife, Eve, ( made from one of his ribs & very submissive, till she meets the cool green dude, [the snake]); the talking snake and life in the beautiful garden was a great pilot for a TV series.

In the past, we've had talking cars, talking dogs, talking horses, talking cats and in Dr. Doolittle, all the animals talked, robots talk. It only makes sense to have a talking snake in a sitcom.

Answer 4

I guess that about sums it up, in a nutshell!

You didn't by any chance happen to read, or see the movie, "2001: A Space Odyssey", by any chance, did you?

Answer 5

We beg your pardon. Our arrival wasn't "To continue there journey" (note to selfs: Check subject chromosome 456.34, species still can't spell) We came to run things.

Skinny? Weak? The gorillas are our best attempt to make you into our image. Given, quite small compared to us but, given what we had to work with not bad.

Nope we haven't "moved on to greener pastures." In truth red is much more soothing. We're still running things.

Now please go outside and one of our ships will be by to pick you up.

Answer 6

Were you there or have you been reading too much sci-fi?

Answer 7

No!

You should know better than to ask such a misguided question.

I'll give you another one, see how ridiculous it sounds:

How did Porches jump from donkeys.

How did the Hover Dam jump from a Beaver dam?

How did water jump from Hydrogen?

Get the point?

If you like "creationism" like it; nobody cares. You are welcome to it, people who think have no use for it; you may claim it as your own.

Enjoy!