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Is this joke funny? Please star if you like it!?

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This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.

He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."

Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

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  1. Nice, very funny, You got a star.


  2. it was funny and on some level the way it works. did you know that you can get an answering machine when calling 911 I even heard of them picking up and asking if you can hold. so its funny but a little real as well.

  3. aha thats really smart

    i should do that one day

    haha

  4. lol great one

  5. That's the way to speed up the process...excellent joke!!

  6. hee heee hee

    go George!

  7. Ha Ha now that's clever!

  8. :D haha thats funny!!! :)

  9. haha. very smart of him.  

  10. I LOVE THIS JOKE!

  11. that was awesome. loved it

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