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Is this joke funny?... if so star me plz... if not that's cool. :)?

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WINDSHIELD BUG

A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's p***s off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the p***s smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.

Surprised, the daughter asked her father, 'Daddy, what the heck was that?'

Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, 'It was only a bug, Honey.'

The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said..

'Sure had a big d!ck, didn't it?

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  1. god that was so blo*dy hilarious!

    i havent laughed so hard in ages! lol


  2. OUCH!  That was spine-chillingly funny!  LMAO!!!.

  3. funny!!!!!!!!!!

  4. is cool....u will get a STAR for it:)

  5. To be perfectly honest... that was ONE OF THE FUNNIEST JOKES I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!

    Fantastic... the guys at work will die laughing when I tell them this gem!

    THX!!! STAR!!!

  6. pretty funny

    one star


  7. amaaaazing........ totally new.....keep it up

  8. funny!

  9. OMG that was funny and i dont find thing funny easily

    STAR

  10. hehe!

    thats dirty

  11. LOL.. Yes its a Cute Joke. and I will be sharing it with others..Thanks  

  12. Star for a smart daughter. ha, ha, ha, ha.

  13. omg! u rock!

  14. good one

    star for you !!!!!!!!!!

  15. goood 1

  16. LOL!

  17. i pay that one! was very funny!

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