Is this murder?

Question

so say your cutting carrots with a machete...and somebody just happens to dive onto your cutting board and you accidently kill them...is that your murder?

Answer 1

Yes, it's like NYS law that if someone who jumps off an overpass & gets run over by your car, you're at fault!

Start using a paring knife!!

Answer 2

You'd have to explain to the judge why you used a machete to cut carrots.

Answer 3

so what.. say nowt.

Answer 4

Yes because with common sense you don't use a machete to cut carrots.