Is this my worst joke Down and dirty!?

Question

A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.

Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with p**p, crossed her path.

"Oh, my," exclaimed the lady, "Come on, I'll clean you!"

She took a Kleenex from her purse and cleaned the little critter.

She walked a little farther and another duck, with p**p all over it, crossed her way. Again she took a Kleenex and cleaned the little bird.

Then she encountered a third duck, with the same problem.

And for the third time, she acted like a Florence Nightingale.

She walked on still farther and she heard a voice from the bushes calling... Pssssst..."Hey, lady!"

"Yes?" she responded.

"Do you have a Kleenex?" asked the voice from the bushes.

"No, not anymore," she answered.

"d**n! Have ya' seen any Ducks?"

Answer 1

A guy walks along the lane carrying a duck for market

He meets a real s**y girl and she asks him if he wants a shag?

he says yes, but he's got no money

I can give you this duck he says

So they get it on, and when they finish, she says

That was amazing, let's do it again

So he says, only if you give me the duck back

She says yes

So they get it done, and he goes down the lane again

Just then a car comes racing round the corner, and knocks him down, killing the duck

He gets up and the driver comes over.  He says that was my prize winning duck.  The driver says he will pay him anything to not report him

So he gets home, and his dad says "What you get for the duck son?"

He says, "I got a f.ck for a duck"

"A duck for a f.ck"

"And fifty quid, for a f.cked up duck"

: )  quack

Answer 2

i didn't get it at first but then i read it again LOOOOOOOOOOOL

Answer 3

OMG!  Took me a minute to get it (pain med must be kicking in) but was the voice in the bushes using the ducks for toilet tissue?

Answer 4

That joke was a lame duck.

Answer 5

cute, I like it

Answer 6

Funny!

A star for you

Answer 7

Haha.  I get it now.  I had to reread it a few times to get it.  It's kind of funny.

Can someone answer this?

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Answer 8

i thought it was a great joke

Answer 9

cute and funny

Answer 10

haha, funnyyy

Answer 11

Yes, probably the worst, terrible even, awful.

Answer 12

nah, I have heard worse.  I thought it was kind of dumb

Answer 13

hella funny!  

Answer 14

pretty good  

Answer 15

A dirty duck joke.

How cute.

Quack! Quack!