Is this normal? It's really scaring me :(?

Question

I seem to have separated my leg from my body, now can someone tell me if the blood is normal or should i seek medical advice, you know, consult my GP?

Best answer for longest answer ;)

Answer 1

if you pop it in a fridge it can either be super glued back on or it will be fresh enough for the dog the blood is a problem and the latest technique is cauterisation so heat you iron up to maximum and apply it directly on the wound and wallah it's stopped

Answer 2

the blood should still be normal if you can still move it a little, but if you separated it, then you can't move it at all, then you should see a dr. and fast to.

just stay off that leg no matter what because if you try to use that leg, it will really be a problem. so the best i can say is to

1 stay off that leg!

2 go to a dr. fast

3 never try to walk or anything!

Answer 3

You should seek medical advice.

Answer 4

You seem to have separated your leg from your body?

How, may I ask?

Call an ambulance, that isn't normal.  

Answer 5

I don't think that sounds very nromal.

I would say call an ambulance =].

Sorry couldn't be arsed with a long answer, and its a very simple question so yh.

Answer 6

just chop the other one off too

Answer 7

YOU WHAT!?!

Call an ambulance dude!

Answer 8

yes its normal now hop along to the gp asap lol

Answer 9

Hmmmm, Monsieur, your problem is not unheard of, you see. This particular wound, can have several reasons behind its very existence, nevertheless very simple to diagnose by the profuse spurts of red blood corpuscles through the veins due to the mannerism of the circulatory system.

Previously reported 1.2 quadrillion cases as such have been recorded in the Euro-Asian medical history alone, most of them hailing from the Japan-China region of the globe where Zombie games were a fad about some years ago (before the "Fan Service" loaded games took the crown).

The condition popular by its medical term "Fibular Incision" was more of a common sight back in 400-450 AD in the allegedly reported area stretching from Germany to Southern Russia, from River Ural to Danube to the Baltic sea, when the monarchy of Attila The Hun was totally on fire; he was notorious for his gruesome hobby of stretching his victims and enemies' all limbs with human force until all of the appendages would rip off the carcass, already dead of the excruciating pain resulting from the strain put upon the Sensory Neurons of the Epithelial portion (Mesodermal in origin) of the body, not to mention the Psychological strain put by the horrendous ambiance created by none other than the predecessor of Hitler (also called g*y-Boy by some fans).

The aforementioned severing of an appendage might seem grotesque to some, but is believed by certain oriental-medics to be beneficial for regulating the excessive energies out of the body, so as to maintain a normal flow of Yin and Yan, due to the recent accumulation of such negative and mistaken positive energies, especially after the industrial revolution triggered by the Renaissance (Many scholars believe it to be an evil master plan fabricated by the Europeans to give the American States a position to develop the entire world's global position followed by the European supremacy and US-downfall due to a stock market-manipulation. The veracity of the above mentioned theory is debatable and arguable) for which Atilla was later thought to be benevolent in an ironic sense if not calculatedly, and his tri-metal casted grave in the reservoirs of River Tisza was later augmented with a Wooden Nobel Prize for Peace (Since metal was scarce back in the time of World War II). Mussolini later quoted,"Was his stomach also this furry?" in his honour.

You might also wish to take a sample of the blood flow and treat it through titration to check the normality of your body fluids, which if below the Standard readings as postulated by the IBORE (International Board of Rectal Epidemics) can foreshadow a serious case of anal cancer, in which case you must try and get Alpha-Particle-Bombardment Treatment upon your spine's apical tip (taking Medulla Oblongata as the basal proximity)

Anyways, I hope that plethora of knowledge helps and assists in your quest to understanding your leg's amputation (seemingly self-inflicted, since your question makes you look totally suicidal) and that you self-realize your inner light on the path to Omniscience.

~Regards,

Sid.