Is this not the longest question anyone has ever asked at all on this Yahoo question and answer website thing?

Question

It would have been longer but I ran out of space...

Answer 1

Not even close.

Answer 2

the longest question had several chapters, so this one doesn't qualify.

Answer 3

You could have written at least a 1000 more characters in the details.  And write even more by editing your Question.  But it is fun having you asked something like that for the sake of interaction.

Answer 4

I answered one yesterday in current affairs, still on for a day up for voting. The Q. was  something about a kindergarten  state. It was 76 lines long X 23  words per line, ave. Total words approx 1,648. No joke you can still find it in the undecided Q's.