A guy walked into a bar. As he was ordering his first drink, he looked around and saw a guy down the end of the bar falling off his stool. He said to himself, "Aw, man, this is disgusting, somebody oughta do something."
He walked over and said, "Hey buddy, let me give you a ride home." He picked the drunk up and dragged him to the door of the bar. He had to prop the guy up against the wall to open the door, but the guy fell down!
When he got the guy out to his car, he propped him up against the car to get out his keys, and the guy fell down again!
Soon they were on their way. He asked the drunk where he lived, and the drunk pointed to a house. He parked and helped the drunk out of the car.
He dragged him up the steps, and propped him up against the railing so he could ring the bell. Again, the guy fell down!
Finally the drunk's wife came to the door. "Look, lady, I brought your husband home for you."
She says, "Well, that's very nice of you, young man, but where's his wheelchair?"
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