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Is this one of the funniest Olympics jokes you've heard, yet?

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A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right

away.

She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'

He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'

So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.

One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel,

climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by

three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and

cut the water like a knife.

After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

She said, 'That was incredible!'

He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd

learn more about each other as we went along.'

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps.

After seventy-five laps she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel,

and was hardly out of breath.

He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'

'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in Memphis but I worked both sides of

the Mississippi.

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  1. funny


  2. haha..gave me a chuckle.

  3. "I got 80 text messages today. One of my friends said to me, 'Dude, how many times a day do I have to see your ugly face?'"

    -- Michael Phelps (USA)

  4. I thought this joke better be good; it's so long. It was! Good chuckle.

  5. There's no blonde prostitutes in Memphis!  

  6. gave me a chuckle thanks

  7. LOL

  8. Good joke...but I heard she was French and worked both sides of the English Channell.

  9. Blonds have always been good swimmers.  : )

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