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Is this one you need to read twice? Can I have stars if it is?

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The Wife and the Bull

A man takes his wife to the county livestock show, and they head down the aisle that houses the bulls. The sign on the first stall states, THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.

The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year. Isn’t that nice!” After passing a bull that had mated 65 times, she grinningly quips, “You could learn from this one!”

They reach the last bull, whose ownder is stroking the massive beast’s head. “How many times has your bull mated this year?” asks the wife.

“This here’s the pride of the County: 365 times, ma’am.”

The wife’s jaw drops, and she turns to her husband. “Wow! You could really learn from this one. You should ask him what his secret is!”

The fed-up man turns to the breeder and says, “Hey, was it all with the same cow?”

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  1. i give that joke a 10!!


  2. haha! wow.  

  3. HAHAHAHA

    I didnt understand but still i will laugh.

    lol!!

  4. lol i love any joke with a cow in it

  5. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE IT!! STAR FOR YOU!!

  6. haha  

  7. hahaha!

  8. haha funny

  9. I got it, but it wasn't that funny.

  10. That's just a rehash of the "Coolidge effect"

    President Calvin Coolidge and his wife allegedly visited a poultry farm. During the tour, Mrs. Coolidge inquired of the farmer how his farm managed to produce so many fertile eggs with such a small number of roosters. The farmer proudly explained that his roosters performed their duty dozens of times each day.

    "Perhaps you could point that out to Mr. Coolidge," pointedly replied the First Lady.

    The President, overhearing the remark, asked the farmer, "Does each rooster service the same hen each time?"

    "No," replied the farmer, "there are many hens for each rooster."

    "Perhaps you could point that out to Mrs. Coolidge," replied the President.

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