Is this proper English?

Question

Is this really what Elaine had in mind?

Redneck Anglesh

The lady rat cheer next ta me,

Moved heah fum New Yowerk.

She eats her food all proper laik,

Eats griyuts with a fowerk.

Grin and bare it.

Answer 1

lovely, lovely :) yes i was able to read it flawlessly. :)

Answer 2

Have you been watching 'The Beverly Hillbillies' reruns? - lol.  Had a fun time reading this.

Answer 3

No matter how you tawk, I'll always understand.

Fortunately, we share the same alphabet!!

Answer 4

Impressive I was able to read it out load with the accent, lol

Maybe I should attempt to write a poem in spanglish, instead of saying chair. I'll say shair. Do you think that`ll work?

Answer 5

I loved this Dondi, But the power of speech went to someones head.

That "Saturday Night Live" joke was In very poor taste. And I was very offended. Just my opinion.

Answer 6

And what accent is that meant to be based on?

Proper English is that spoken by the English people, of English decent, through and through. No americanism accepted.

Answer 7

Good one.

Answer 8

sho, nuff Dondi!  I love Southern dialects.  I fell in love with the historian Shelby Foote the first time I heard him speak on Ken Burns" "Civil War" series.  

Answer 9

LOL...great use of dialect and very humorous.  

Answer 10

Ah luyuv eyt!

Answer 11

I hope my answer does not offend anyone, but, some jokes must live on.

In my opinion, the funniest skit in the history of Saturday Night Live...

"The Belarabs."

"One day Abdul was shootin' at some jews

when up through the ground came a bubblin' crude."

Answer 12

replace "her food" with "vittles"... and it might work; I've lived here all my life and I don't talk or write like that. (grin)  I think you been watching "Larry the Cable Guy."

add: I have driven all over Mississippi... the nice state patrol guy caught me doing 20mph over the speed limit and let me go... that Saturday was the only time I ever rooted for a Mississippi footbal team... It was the least I could do..

Answer 13

Berry interestink !!! i'ma not "gonna" touch this "un"