Is this sound advice for carnival ? or should it be disregarded ?

Question

Carnival Do's & Don'ts

DO NOT....Attempt to "throw waist" on ah young girl wit' ah 6' 6" ignorant boyfren'...funeral home close up for de season.! Girls dis applies to you too, dem fellars woman cuffin real hard now ah days.

DO NOT....Drink an' drive... alcohol is ah expensive t'ing- plus yuh could spill it on yuh nice clothes.

DO NOT....Feel dat de red-woman who smile an' jump wit' you in de ban' Tuesday, go even want tuh SMELL yuh on Ash Wednesday...ax she husband!

DO NOT....Stan' up in front of dem speakers tuh "get de vibes". is not ah walkman an' I eh shoutin' at nobody after Carnival.!

DO NOT....Buy corn soup from ah Rastaman name "Dutty".

DO NOT....Go to ah fete wit' shoes dat have strap... unless yuh like walkin' barefoot(dis is not ah formal occasion..USE yuh sense l'il bit, nah..!

DO NOT....Wear white on J'ouvert morning.

DO NOT....Feel you is de bes' swimmer in Maracas Bay... we eh have time tuh look for yuh till after Ash Wednesday! (AHEM!)

DO NOT....Argue wit' ah drunk coconut vendor because "it eh have no jelly"... de man obviously know how tuh use ah cutlass! (yuh could spell 'CHOP' an' 'PLANASS'??)

DO NOT....Wear ah size "Small" costume, if yuh nickname is "T'ick T'ing

Answer 1

LMAO oh god..LOL hahahahah aye dat was real kicksy LOL..ah deaddin LOL  

Answer 2

hahhaa..

oh gosh ah needed that.

good one!

so what is the Do's?

Answer 3

SO WHAT  if thicky want to squeeze a tongs, small thing.

Answer 4

By all means follow de advice, to add some more:-

DO NOT complain when yuh foot get mash in a fete

DO NOT think a vagrant or homeless man ain't go steal a wine on de bam bam

DO NOT wear yuh costume in full on de Monday - yuh go look real dotish!  Remember, yuh paying for ONE day to wear the costume!  

Answer 5

some do's -- wine on she and she friends

-- wine back if Tantie give yuh a lil flex

-- use ah condom

-- jink in moderation

-- have ting to wave

-- leggo wen "yuh song" start (doh mind daz 'bout every 2 song)

-- look out for yuh fren dem

-- bawl NOOOOO ! wen dey ask if yuh tired

-- go to wuk de next day after ah fete and sleep on de people wuk

-- start to run round savanah 2 wks before carnival

-- wine like nobody watching (yeah yuh know de one whey yuh does practice home in front de mirror)

-- try to sweeten up de woman at the bar to pour yuh ah stronger jink

-- call errrybody "babes" yuh eh want to call nobody "Kim"

-- play yuh pissing drunk jes to see how people go react to yuh

-- have ah des...hic ah desi ** em ah driverz who not taking jinks hic *

Answer 6

Lol. we go see who gon follow de las one...........