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Is this the best irish joke?

by Guest56873  |  earlier

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an englishman , scotishman, and irishman wre all working on a roof, when it came to lunchtime, the englishman opens his lunchbox and says"i dont believe it bloody cheese sandwiches again, i cant take no more cheese sandwiches, and he jumps off the roof, the scotishman opens up his lunchbox and says"i dont nee bloody believe it "f**kin haggis sandwiches again i cannee take no more haggis fu*k*n sandwiches anymore" then he too jumps off the roof, so then the irishman opens his lunchbox and says"christ bey jesus i got b**t*rd sausage sandwiches again, i cant take this anymore, and he jumps off the roof. so at the funeral all their wives are talkin to each other and the englishmans wife says"it didnt have to come to this, if he didnt like cheese sandwiches he only had to say, and i would have done him something else" then the scotsmans wife says"i cant believe my husband done this either, he should have told me he was sick of the haggis, i could have changed things" then the irishmans wife said" i cant believe whats happened, theres one thing thats troubling me" so the englishman and scotsmans wives said "whats that then?" to which the irishmans wife replied, "paddy always made his own sandwiches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. good one


  2. lol it made me giggle but iv'e heard better  

  3. Probably the oldest Irish joke.  It's between this and the magic slide where you land in what you say on the way down and the Irishman says, "Weeeeeeeeee"

  4. One flaw , no married Irishman ever makes his own sandwiches !

  5. no

  6. heres another funny 1 for u all... Paddy 'n Murphy workin on a buildin site. Paddy says 2 Murphy 'I fancy a day off. i'm gonna pretend i'm mad' with that he climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down 'n shouts ' I'M A LIGHT BULB!!' while Murphy watches in amazement. Foreman see's this 'n shouts 'Paddy get down, pack ur tools up. you're mad, go home!!'. He does so 'n leaves the site. Murphy starts packin up his tools also. 'And where do u think ure goin?' asks the foreman. 'Well' says Murphy, 'And how the h**l do you expect me to do me work now, when it's so flippin dark?!!'

  7. Haha lol good one never heard it before

  8. It's a oldie, and not as good as others

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