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Is this the funniest joke in the world?

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Two peanuts were walking across the road and one of them was assaulted.

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  1. It's cute, but far from the funniest joke in the world, sorry...!


  2. yep


  3. No.  Not funny.

  4. hahahaha i get it.

  5. Oh I GET IT! AHAHHA......one of them was A SALTED.....very funny joke

  6. that was so funny i forgot to laugh...

    answer my riddle please!

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...

  7. Hahahahahahaha.  That skit is hilarious.  Monty Python is awesome.

  8. No it isn't, but it is cute

  9. not that funny.

  10. Yup.

  11. h**l no

  12. It's funny--- but, actually, or apparently, the funniest joke in the world was:

    A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

    I don't think the 'funniest joke in the world' is that funny.

  13. no, thats kinda weird...

  14. No what made you think that?

  15. stupid

  16. its ok

  17. No

  18. NOOOOOOOOOOO

  19. okayaaa

    omg i say the monty pythons spamalot play in new york..lol it was such a good play. Im allllllllll alone(im right here)....im not dead yet.

  20. Go wiz on trees loza, and get some jokes that are actually funny while you're at it.

  21. HaHa! no..

  22. ewwwww not so funny and now i feel sick. thanks to your horrible joke i now feel like the world is a terrible place and i cant find the humor in anything.   basically you made me emo *cut* *cut* and now look at my emotions rolling over my wrists in a red river of....oh! im ok now lol im got over it!

  23. definitely no
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