Is this the original.The Three Bears... It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest?

Question

and the Bear

family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small

chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been

eating my porridge?" he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his

big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and

yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this? It

was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everybody else

in the house up. It was Mummy Bear who made all the beds and washed all of

the clothes. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night

and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who went out into the cold early

morning air to fetch the newspaper. It was Mummy Bear who set the table. It

was Mummy Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box and filled the

cat's water & food dish. And now that you've decided to come down stairs and

grace me with your presence.... listen good because I'm only going to say

this one more time....... I HAVEN'T MADE THE F#KING porridge yet!!

Answer 1

ha ha ha!!! nice one!!! though this is not the original story, i like your version as it sounds more logical than goldilocks suddenly coming and eating up their porridge and breaking baby bear's chair and sleeping in his bed!!! it makes sense and proves that women ( in this case, mummy bear ) do all the work at home!!!

Answer 2

Pretty Good

Answer 3

hehe