Is this the right thing for me?

Question

My master in Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu (Ninjutsu), says that he has training in Martial arts training in Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu (Ninjutsu), Tae Kwon Do Chung Do Kwan, Muay Thai, Judo, Brazilian Jiu-jitsu, Hapkido, Aikido, and Maharlika Kuntaw says if I keep training and devote my life to him that I will be undefeatable with my BUJINKAN NINJA!!!!!!!! killing techniques. here is my master training at our secret retreat:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxhIFNI4HXk

Here he is training with another student, he is wearing the head thing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tniDRIUbePQ

finally here he is putting me to a test. i do not know what was in the bag but he said I must use my deadly BUJINKAN NINJA!!!!!!!!!! techniques to retrieve it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2SCMCMj9hs

So is this the right thing for me?

Answer 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwLQewe4T...

perhaps this video answers your question....

Answer 2

Absolutely!

Your shidoshi has even managed to do secret Jutsu's at the highest level. Obviously the 8 other arts he has taken, has made him even stronger of a ninja. He just chooses to not answer technique questions because he is using his Ninja stealth powers so that he doesn't give away too much of his knowledge.

Nice Judo hold there done in the bag retreival, of course that could have been a Maharlika Kuntaw hold as well... but the person wasn't killed immediately so you must have been holding back some of the deadlier stuff.

I found the Shadow of the Chrysler technique especially intriguing, I hope you get a chance to learn that one day.

Good luck Ninjasan!

Answer 3

Yeah I know this guy and what kills me most is how he doesn't even know any of the Japanese Language at all.  Taking all those arts he would have picked up plenty of Nihongo, but not this dude you're talking about.  I've seen this guy's answers and a ton of them are pretty freakin' weird man.  He supposedly is a "registered lethal weapon" ........ yeah right and I'm the King of England.  These ninjitsu types take a sh*t load of LSD and trip their b*lls off man then go write a few books and BANG!!! they're "Ninjitsu Masters".  Your so-called master will tech you killing techniques alright .... he;'ll teach you to kill your self that is.  Go to a real dojo and learn some "jujitsu" maybe even take some Iaido with that and you'll have all the "Ninja" skills you'll ever need dude.  

The training videos you've posted are top notch Ninjitsu taining materials compared to most grass hopper, but Tsuba means "Hand Guard" in Japanese. Hand guard for a katana sword that is ( little piece of circular metal which protects the hands ). Midget Ninja technique takes a great many years to deveolpe and understand ..... take years and years of practice!!!

Answer 4

I found some pictures of you, at least I think it's you.  No, it's you, I'm definitely positive that it's you.

I think that's you in the bottom right corner:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/hansarde/39...

Second from the right:

http://www.wizards.com/global/images/mtg...

On the far right:

http://pid.bungie.org/images/tick_ninjas...

And center.

http://www.thetick.ws/images/ninjas.jpg

Answer 5

what the h**l was that ****

Answer 6

Sorry it took so long to answer - your master is so powerful that watching the videos temporarily numbed my fingers so I couldn't type.  His extreme technique is definitely real.  And horrifying.

I can't believe he let you post footage of the "ninja foxhole beach" technique or share what real ninja do while you are punching them.  That is top secret stuff, so I hope everyone who reads this doesn't end up assassinated.

You clearly have excellent training and your master's esteem.  I think you are in line to receive a chi-boost mind meld from your master soon.  Carry on the finest tradition mini-cinnabunjitsu has to offer.

Arigato Meesta Ro Bahto!