Is this the way to cook a turkey ??

Question

Step 1:Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) of JD

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turk

Answer 1

ha ha ha ha~~!!

that's exactly i cook and my guests are not soo afraid to eat~~!!!lolzz

and thats good i can have all of it~~!!!!lolzzz

Answer 2

    Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.

    Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.

    If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

Answer 3

ha,ha,ha. It seems to be a way to cook a drunk turkey with whiskey.

Answer 4

All went well Til the turkey got up and danced away!!!!! Gheeze was it something I said,did,or forgot to do?? SMILE Very Cute

Answer 5

Hic, my sentiments exactly, anyone for a cheese sandwich...?

Answer 6

lmao well and truely miss c. that was pi*s my knickers funny, hey i read it wen i was drunk and it made a lot of sense to me. xxxx

Answer 7

cute

Answer 8

Very funny

Answer 9

Yes, you missed one thing.

Turk the *hic* eat you *hic, pass out*