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Is this to old to post..A married couple are driving along a highway?

by Guest59170  |  earlier

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doing sixty mph, the wife behind the wheel.

Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to seventy mph.

He then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.

"I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph. He says, "I want the car, too," but she just drives faster and faster.

By now she's up to ninety mph. "All right," he says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too."

The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling.

This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife says, "No, I've got everything I need."

"Oh, really," he says, "so what have you got?"

Right before they slam into the wall at a hundred mph, the wife smiles and says, "The airbag."

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  1. haha, nice!


  2. Great, Conan! Star! LOL LOL LOL!!! ROFLMAO!!!

  3. nyahahahaha!!! evil, dude!!

  4. I love it!  

  5. Yeeee-Haaaawwwww

  6. HAHAHA

    nice one there!

    star-red!

  7. very funny lol

  8. now after the crash

    and the funeral

    the wife truly has everything

    lmao so hard lucky b#tch

    x x x

  9. Ahahahaha no I haven't heard that one, duude my mouth opened and I was like OMG!! thanks you made my day!!

  10. Some jokes can live for ever due to their ageless humor.

    The funny thing about jokes is one could have been around for years and there will still be millions of people who have not heard the telling of it.

    This was a ageless gem and in its surprising ending an hilarious an enjoyable moment in the joke world.

    Many sites that provide jokes have old and new funny jokes mied in together.

    If it's an old joke and someone has not seen it, isn't a new joke for them.

    keep them coming

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