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Is this to stupid to post...A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.?

by Guest63819  |  earlier

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"Listen," he says to the

bartender. "If i show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen, is

my beer on the house?" "We'll See," says the bartender. So the guy

pulls out a hamster and a tiny piano out of a bag, puts them on the

bar,

and the hamster begins to play. "Impressive," says the bartender, "but

i'll need to see more." "Hold on," says the man. He then pulls out a

bullfrog, and it sings "Old Man River." A patron jups up from mhis

table and shouts "Thats's Absolutely incredible! I'll give you $100

right now for the frog." "Sold," says the guy. The patron takes the

bullfrog and leaves. "It's none of my business," says the bartender,

"but you just gave away a fortune." "Not really," says the guy. "The

hamster is also a ventriloquist."

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  1. lol, thats really funny


  2. aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww

    how adorable is that

    bet the feller who bought

    the frog is kicking his self

    lmfaosh lol

    x x x

  3. Nah its very funny- good one  

  4. No, that's funny.

  5. lol & rofl

    that joke is very cute and funny

  6. cute

  7. Keep them coming, ha ha ha this is brilliant...!

  8. it's cute

  9. So funny that it rocks my socks!

  10. Lol. Funny and cute.

    Thanks for the smile, Conan.

    Have a great day.

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