Is this too rude to post on here?

Question

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.

In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself".

That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife. At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband.

As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol. The next day, the man went back to the doctor.

The doctor asked, "How did it go?"

The man answered, "Not that well...when I fired the pistol my wife crapped on my face, bit 3 inches off my p***s and my mail man came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!"

Answer 1

h**l no its past the watershed isn't it!

Never heard that one before Sir saint

Cheers!                 ;-)

Answer 2

Funny! 100!

Answer 3

hahaha that's priceless.

seriousily.

will you marry me?

i don't even care that you're a guy.

you could make me happier with all of these than any woman could!!

hahaha that was awkward.

but i don't care.

you're hilarious

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Answer 4

hee hee

Answer 5

that's so wrong but really funny

Answer 6

LaughedOutLoud

Answer 7

ewwww disgusting!

Answer 8

I can't stop laughing it's hilarious! It's so hilarisndnsf that i speeeled stuff wrong

Answer 9

That was funny, so funny I went to the loo and missed the toilet as I was laughing so much! Have a star! *

Answer 10

if i said yes,you wuold post it anyway but its very funny lmao

Answer 11

now thats a good one mate watch out for the trools on here though