Is this what homophobes think happens??

Question

I learned what causes people to be g*y, it's the box they picked!

See, here's what happens: When someone hits puberty, the s*x fairy comes and gives them 3 boxes. One of them has the word "Straight" on it, the second has the word "g*y/L*****n" written on it, and the last one has "Bisexual" written on it.

Then the person opens one of the boxes and they suddenly have the effects of that box. But the s*x fairy reminds them afterwards, "If you picked the box that says "g*y/L*****n" or the box that says "Bisexual" on it, you can always come back to pick the one that says "Straight" on it!"

This was sarcasm, but seriously, is THAT what homophobes honestly believe happened?????

Answer 1

LMAO!!!! THAT'S CLASSIC  wat about trans ppl??? is their a box for them?

Answer 2

Hahahaha.

Homophobes THINK that?

Uhm.. hahaha.

Answer 3

It's difficult to say what homophobes have in their minds, if anything...  They're usually so filled with their Bible thumping hatred that it's difficult to make much out of their 'ramblings'...or, maybe it's just that when they get all excited...all of their blood drains into their extremities and they lose the ability for any rational thought...(sorry, that doesn't explain what happens to straight women, but then, again, straight women don't seem to have as much of "the problem" as straight men)...or, maybe it's just that straight men don't want anyone, and I do mean ANYONE, to know that they have 'secret' (unmet) desires which even their wives cannot know about...  So sad, but true...

Answer 4

yeah i get that all the time :( according to them, box 2 is full of girl pants and glitter and fabulous decor and a lisp. i'm out to prove em wrong!

Answer 5

lol!

Probably the more extreme ones think something more like this: Satan comes to you as your own gender and attempts to 'sodomize' you. If you like it, you're doomed to h**l FOEVER!!  

Answer 6

hahaha  basically.  

Answer 7

what do you mean? a fairy definitely showed ME i was g*y. he had boxes too.... but there were other things in them. ;)

Answer 8

I heard they believe that a wizard comes into their room and puts spells on wrongdoers and makes them g*y. And the only way they can become straight again is if they find the Enchanted Land.

Answer 9

Hey wait a minute... how about trans! Or is it that Sexuality Fairy does a dirty trick sometimes?!

Answer 10

not being a homophobe, i can only guess - but no, i don't think they believe that. i think those who dislike the LGBTQ community  believe either that it's a choice (which implies they also made a choice to be heterosexual and repressed the homosexual tendencies they had originally - since you can't choose unless there are legitimate alternatives) or it's something that one has control over (as in - i know i'm attracted as a g*y, but i'm going to act and behave as a non-g*y).

Answer 11

maybe, but that was pretty funny.

Answer 12

Lol that was so funny. Yeah, basically! =]

Answer 13

LMAO hahaha (I seriously laughed)  possibly! Just maybe! Homophobes are lunatics!!! lol  

Answer 14

It is sad that, although this question is indeed saracastic, it is not so far from the truth. Wht would anyone make a lifelong choice to be ridiculed, ostracized, and marginalized?  

Answer 15

now i see!!!u know,when the s*x fairy visited me,she was learning japanese(a language i don`t speak),so she had written on the boxes in japanese!!so i went along and picked the second one!!and since then i hate myself for not knowing japanese!anywayz she did give me her cell number,but of course-in japanese!

anywayz,boo hoo,i`m g*y now,hee hee

luv ya!!

hugzies!

Answer 16

I guess it's fitting that a fairy makes us g*y.

Answer 17

I really like this question, but i have no idea what homophobes think, but i just really liked this question lol.

Answer 18

lol... Wonderful.. It seems that way.. Have a star.

Answer 19

homophobes and straights are so abnormal