Is thisi original jack and jill story....Jack and Jill were working for this company.?

Question

The company had run into some bad times

and the guy that owned the company was going

to have to lay either Jack or Jill off. He really couldn't decide

which one to lay off because they were both really good workers.

One day, he decided which ever one of them came back from lunch

first, he was going to lay off. Sure enough, here came Jill up

the front stairs. As she entered the front door, he walked up

to her and said, "Listen Jill, I'm really sorry but I'm going to

have to either lay you or Jack off."

Jill replied,

"Well you're going to have to jack off cause I got a

headache........"

Answer 1

that was nearly as bad as that film conan the barbarian.  

Answer 2

um...........no

try this

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack fell down and broke his crown and jill came stumbling after.

Answer 3

no

Answer 4

lol...

Answer 5

Ha ha! Good one :)

Answer 6

ha ha ha!!! nice one!!!