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Is thunder really the sound of God farting? And if so, what is rain?

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Thunder is God moving furniture, Rain is when he drains the bath & lightning is when he turns the lights on and off
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Him pissing.
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No, it's when He's re-arranging His furniture. Rain is when He cries.
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his peeee

yay god pee is fun to play in
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No, it's your brain rattling around. Rain is a b-grade brain like yours.
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Are you effin kidding?
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F U!
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My dear friend, HA HA I wouldn't be making fun of God if I were you, the next time it lightnings it may strike YOU. GOD Bless you.
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Okay first of all,

I have never heard of thunder being God farting I always heard it was God bowling.....Don't ask thats what I was told growing up. LOL

And rain I heard was God and the angels crying.
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thunder the sound of god farting??? WTF???? LOL never heard that before...
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Diarreah. Sad, but true.
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it is and rain is his pee

growwwwwwwwwwwwwwww up idiot

nature causes

thunder

rain

snow

sleet

huricane

etc

nothing to do with godddddddddddddd
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The sound thunder makes is actually God bowling.

Rain is water molecules that are released from clouds
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No. Offensive.

Anyway, if that were true, then it'd be way smelly.
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