Is your computer full of spills?

Question

Is your computer full of spills?

Answer 1

nope..bits of dorito's and biscuits yes

Answer 2

Nope

Answer 3

no i don't eat or drink at my computer. it was an expensive machine so i like to look after it.  

Answer 4

no

Answer 5

the stains aren't easy to clean sometimes, smears, murky smears,  sticky food stains etc.  argh

the keyboard is perhaps the unsanitary piece of computing equipment in anyones room or office, with the exception of the mouse of course.

(don't you just hate it when you sit down at an internet cafe, with a tall mocha java, begin to move the mouse and its STUCK/jerky ? - so you open the rotating disc at the bottom to release that rubbber encased metal ball and use your car keys or a pen to literaly 'scrape' off all that 'gunk' on the rolling elements inside the mouse that contact the ball ?  don't you just ? )

The keyboard is prone to food crumbs,  boogers,  cigerette ash (if u smoke, or if a smoker uses the keyboard),  saliva droplets, coffee spills, soda spills, dead insects, human hairs,  anything small enough to get entrapped between those keys on your keyboard basicaly.

The only way to clean the d**n f4cker is to open the keyboard open, pluck off all the keys and hurl em into a bowl of boiled water with some cleaning agent inside.   Then when the water is luke warm, use a cloth and rub those keys clean whilst immersed in that water.

Guess what, those stain spills on them keys might still don't come off cleanly haha !

I know cos i've been there ! :-D

so its an unsatisfying experience and a bloody nuisance, cleaning computers is the most patients testing job out there.

If it was a F/T job for somebody, (perhaps I.T Technicians are assigned this task besides solving forgotten passwords/crashing boot up problems too) it would get paid £9+ p/h  cos its such a g*y  *** job.