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Is your mother home?

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A traveling salesman knocked on one door in the early afternoon. The door was opened by a 12 year old boy. He had a lit cigarette hanging out one side of his mouth and a glass full of scotch in his hand.

"Is your mother home?" Asked the salesman

The boy took a drag on the cigarette, blew the smoke into the man's face and then took a swig of scotch. "What do you think?"

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cute
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ha
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nope the mom would never let her son do that. if she did than bad mommy
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HAHA.. nice one
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HA funny, just goes to show how important mothers are. huh?
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You must be a Democrat!!!
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mmmm...

2 POINTS!
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nice...i loved it. made me giggle
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no?
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ok

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hahaha!

funny.

and yeah his mom was home but she was passed out in the bathroom from a night of partying. thats usually how it goes.
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not bad
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Lol made me giggle! : )
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I think he either has no mother, or he has a very tolerant mother.
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