Is your spouse driving you crazy right now?

Question

I'm one step away from waxing the floor at 5am and not telling him. On his way out of his bedroom I'd hand him a cup of coffee and tell him to run because he had slept in...

Answer 1

No

Answer 2

No I don't have a spouse driving me crazy, I don't have a spouse at all.

You should do that. x3 It will be hilarious, no doubt.

Answer 3

Yeah, yeah.  I know.  But he won't be my "spouse" until next year.  That doesn't matter though, because he's an enormous douchebag even without the paperwork.  

Wax that floor -- wax it GOOD!!

Answer 4

Mine is currently 20 feet from me, smoking a cigar that smells like a mix of pot and poo. So, yes.  

Answer 5

Mine is sleeping right now, so he's only mildly offensive....make that moderately offensive.

Answer 6

My not having a spouse is making me a bit crazy right now.

This too, shall pass.

Answer 7

No, I keep mine in check.