I find I just can't fit everything into these 24 hours days, what with horsewhipping the servants, gin drinking, attending my clubs, satisfying my Swedish twin au-pairs and thinking up japes and tom foolery the days are just to short. Plus I think the staff get off rather lightly only working 24 hour shifts.
So I have decided to add another hour to the day here at Rotter manor, do you think it will catch on?
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