Isn't it funny....?

Question

that 40 years ago this time people were freaking out about Global Cooling, now it's Warming. What's next, Lunar Cooling? 10 points to the person who has the best idea of what they can come up with next. More than one answer means disqualification from the points chance.

Answer 1

Kids getting high off of sewage.

Answer 2

The Democrats will not let US drill because they want US to buy our oil from our Enemy.

Answer 3

I want it to be something else.  I thought when they changed Global Warming to Climate Change, they would just take credit for any natural disaster.  However, natural disasters are too real, and the promoters look bad when they jump in front of injured people and say, see, see, I told you so.

The crisis cannot be real and it cannot be imminent.  No time to squeeze money out of it.

My vote is for the old stand-by, Global Cooling.  Same literature, same people, just change one word from warming to cooling, and fire up the old machine again.  Environmentalists are not organized well enough or motivated enough to invent something new.

They can even use the inertia of the people who disprove Global Warming to launch their Global Cooling campaign.

One thing may be different, this time.  In the past, elitists could get the unions to go along with them because they were both beating up on business.  With businesses so badly harmed by the present real energy crisis ($140 oil) unions need the jobs they have.  So Global Cooling is likely to get a cool reception for a few years.

It would be funny if the environmentalist elitists had to get real jobs until Global Cooling took off!

Answer 4

Who cares? It's only yanks who are suffering so far. Did you like New Orleans very much?

Answer 5

Global Normalizing...

Answer 6

sun cooling

Answer 7

Fire-Age ;)