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Isn't laughter a best medicine....?????

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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was g*y and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.....

The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out....

On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for all except the bartender. "What, no drink for me?" replies the bartender. "Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."

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  1. Fantastic. I like the second one.


  2. thanks for them , both good

  3. Hehe, those are pretty funny. =P

  4. Yes, of course laughter is the best medicine & also won't cost you anything.

    Second one is better than the first. Anyway thanks for making me laugh.

  5. Love the first one i dont get the second one?

    Can someone tell me?

    LOL!

    x

  6. yes  it is. but the first one was kinda sick.

  7. Hahahahaha...

    I loved the witty answer of the little boy... :-)

    I wish you had more...

  8.   DUED BOTH R GOOD &MADE ME LAUGH

      I LOVE JOCKES & THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH

      HAHAHA................

  9. Waoh........ The both jokes are rea.....really good.........

    I enjoyed the both...

    And I am posting mine....

    In a LKG Class, A teacher placed some apples in a plate and choclates in another plate said the the kids to take only one from each....

    And also she wrote "God is Watching!!!! Take only One" in a cardboard and placed it in the apples........

    A cute Child took one apple and take a paper and write something and went to take choclates and place a cardboard in it.....

    It was written with " Take as many as you can, because God is watching only Apples and not the Choclates...."

  10. First one is SUPERB. Good joke... ha ha ha...

    Second one little bit... okay!/

  11. Second's better

  12. lol i love hearing jokes and riddles

    i like them both!

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