A woman and man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad
one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the
woman says. "So you're a man; that's interesting. I'm a
woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that
we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for
the rest of our days.
The man replied, "I agree with you completely".
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And
look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely
demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
She then hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head
in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it
back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately
puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
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