Isn't the Republican Party the best party?

Question

I mean I love the G.O.P. nothing makes me happier than seeing old white millionaires, but we're so exclusive (e.g. no blacks, no g**s, no mexicans, no other religions) NO FUN!!.

This party isn't fun, how do I still have fun as a Republican? And I've already read the Bible twice, so that's not an option.

Answer 1

Yea,that's right.  Dr. Condi Rice is not black or female,you troll.  How about some respect for her accomplishments in life,instead of drawing her as an Aunt Jemima.

Answer 2

Well I figured this was going ot be a sarcastic question and I was going to answer it sarcastically, but the other answers angered me, so I will answer in two ways.

First a Republican party can be fun, so can a Democrat one, it all really depends on what demographic from the group your partying with and what drugs you like.  I mean if your into cheap beer and whisky hang out with some redneck republicans, if you like coke you might want to go with the country club republicans rather then the Sam's club repubs.  If you a stoner you should surely go for the democratic party, they always have the best weed at those parties!  Okay actually I am just going to leave my sarcastic answer, because prattling on with real logical points of view about how childish comments on either side have gotten will get me nowhere.    

Answer 3

Well, you could always hang out in a mens room and hope Larry Craig shows up.

Answer 4

Go hang out in a men's bathroom at an airport.

Answer 5

They are the best at taking my tax money and giving it as subsidies to big oil and to weaponry and armaments companies via the Pentagon!

THANK-YOU MCBUSH FOR CREATING FAKE WARS SO YOUR SPONSORS CAN GET BIG WEAPONS ORDERS AND OIL PRICES CAN GO UP!

Answer 6

I remember one Republican convention where they rounded up every black Republican in the entire country and put them in one building.  I wonder if they'll try that again.  Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if they got a token Mexican, black, and maybe even a Muslim.  But definitely no token g**s, they are too scared that they might catch being g*y from them.  I do think that the Republicans have lots of fun, they just have to deny it if they want to stay in the party.  For example, Larry Craig was having a lot of fun tapping his feet in the bathroom stall in the Minneapolis airport.

Answer 7

The republican party should be desolved.

There should just be a peoples party.

focusing on the needs of the general public.

not on the big corporation and the rich

Answer 8

u no what you Obama supporters are don't you?

Your Socialists, BUT not just socialists. You're also Nationalists because you want to strengthen the country economically and secure it militarily. So you put those two things together, which is what you are, and you know what you get?

National Socialists! or for short n**i's

It's not an insult, I'm not saying that you're the same n**i's from the economically troubled Germany who ended up killing 13 million people. I'm just saying that you're the n**i's from the economically troubled America that are going to end up starting another Civil War.

Answer 9

I'm voting Republican and here's why:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0x...

(Give it 30 seconds)

Answer 10

Bwahahahahaa!!! LOL!  

Over the past 8 years they have been the best party?  The best at destroying our economy.  THe best at starting wars based on lies that costs our taxpayers trillions of dollars.  The best at lying constantly to the American people.  The best at creating an intolerant country that hates half of its citizens.  

Yeah...Republicans are best at the worst values.