Isn't this joke hilarious??

Question

A pregnant lady expected to have triplets was shot neighbourhood bad neighbourhood. Each bullet hits one of her 3 kids. 12 years later her daughter comes up to her and says

" Mom i just peed out a bullet."

Her mother say's

" Come here and i'll tell you the story."

The next day her other daughter comes up to her with the same problem and she tell's her the same story she told her other daughter.

Then finnaly, her only son comes up to her later that day and say's

"Mom i was masturbaiting and i shot the dog"

Answer 1

very funny!!!!

Answer 2

I suppose he grew up to become the following smart guy.

A teacher at a college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam. "Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-arsed chappie at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, "Well, I suppose you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.  

Answer 3

New and quite funny.

Answer 4

haha. thats pretty funny!

Answer 5

He didn't see that COMEing LOL XD  

Answer 6

saw it CUMing

Answer 7

yes it is hilarious...

star 4 u

Answer 8

Very good

Answer 9

ive heard it before but its still funny!

Answer 10

roflmao

Answer 11

yes it is...

Answer 12

haha. that was quite good.