It's 3:00 a.m. and John McCain is the President. Does he?

Question

1. wonder what that annoying noise is

2. forget where "the phone" is

3. forgets which house he had "the phone" installed

4. can't remember what that phone is to be used for, but thinks it is something important.

5. is so annoyed by the sound of the phone ringing that he hits that secret button that sends missiles into the air at somebody, just because he can.

6. is irritated at the sound at tries repeatedly to find the snooze button

Answer 1

7. All of the above.

Answer 2

7. lost wandering near a grocery store in his pajamas not remembering who he is

Answer 3

he picks up a banana thinking it's the phone and starts talking into it.  "hello?"  "hello?"

Answer 4

WOW<<< another question poking fun at John McCain's age....  These Dummicrats are deep thinkers...

Answer 5

8. He tells whoever's calling to just fire missiles at whatever the problem is to make it go away.  

Answer 6

2  & # 4  forgets where the phone is and can't remember what the phone is used for. then call for Cindy.

Answer 7

He'd use the telephone in the bathroom, because he gets up once every hour to go to the bathroom.

Answer 8

He forgets that he's president

Answer 9

all of the above

Answer 10

He's on top of your **** and doesn't want to pull out...

Answer 11

Its 3am Barack is a community organizer the phone rings its Larry Sinclair calling for Barack to come out and play with him.